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From: jvz@ccice5.UUCP (John V. Zambito)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Johnny Carson
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Date: Wed, 22-May-85 15:25:20 EDT
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Posted: Wed May 22 15:25:20 1985
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Last week Johnny Carson was on the 'Late Night with David Letterman' 
show, which was on right after his show. During his show he told the 
first part of a joke. When with David Letterman, he told the punch line.
I'm posting it here for those of you who:
          1) didn't watch both shows
          2) didn't watch either show 
       or 3) didn't tape the shows and forgot the first half of the joke
             when you heard the punch line.

(This isn't word for word but what do you expect for free)

A man died at a brewery and one of his friends from work goes to tell 
his wife of the terrible tragedy. 
 
MAN: I'm sorry Mrs. Wilson but your husband drowned in a beer vat today.

WOMAN: Oh, boo hoo, That's terrible, he didn't have a chance.

AND THE MAN SAIS: Oh I wouldn't say that, he got out to go to the 
                  bathroom three times.