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From: quint@topaz.ARPA (Amqueue)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Syno-phrases
Message-ID: <2071@topaz.ARPA>
Date: Wed, 22-May-85 18:03:21 EDT
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Posted: Wed May 22 18:03:21 1985
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Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.
Lines: 13
Keywords: military intelligence
Summary: contradictions


     I have a few friends who have defined a word, wifty,
to mean

      The Lights are on, but the newspapers are piling up on the porch.

there is also the further definition:

     the lights are on, and someone has taken the newspapers in,
     but the backyard is hip deep in milk bottles.

enjoy!
/amqueue