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From: pauly@zaphod.UUCP (Paul Yeager)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Charming Typo (offensive to prudes - no ROT)
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Date: Wed, 22-May-85 17:38:33 EDT
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Posted: Wed May 22 17:38:33 1985
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Afew years ago in Miami, a local car dealer ran an ad for a loss leader.
The list of options included on this car, in bold type looked like this:

	AIR CONDITIONING
	POWER STEERING
	POWER BRAKES
	AM/FM RADIO
	WHITEWALL TIRES
	ELECTRIC COCK


I wonder if that's what they call a spinster special.


Ersatz Brothers Coffee - a blend of the finest Brazilian soya beans,
Chilean chicory nuts, and Spanish flies.  Look for the can on the 
plain brown can!


Comments, FLAMES, and other correspondence are welcome!

Paul (inhp4!sask!zaphod!pauly)