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From: nick@sjuvax.UUCP (N. Straguzzi)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Re: three great lies
Message-ID: <1159@sjuvax.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 21-May-85 11:24:36 EDT
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Posted: Tue May 21 11:24:36 1985
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> > 
> > I need help.
> > The three great lies are:
> > 
> > The check is in the mail.
> > I promise I won't (blank) in your (blank).
> > And...
> > 
> > What is the third one ???
> > 
> > 				Mark
>   Maybe  "It's only a cold sore." 
>   or maybe  "Trust me.  I'm with the government."
> 
>   or maybe . . . .
[DEFACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE]

  I've heard...

     "My brakes failed"
     "Some of my best friends are black (hispanic, italian, etc.)"
     "I didn't see any one way sign, officer"
and...there's a few others.  A friend has a list of "15 Greatest Lies"; maybe
I can get them from him.