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From: lyle@sjuvax.UUCP (lyle)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: three great lies
Message-ID: <1160@sjuvax.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 21-May-85 12:41:26 EDT
Article-I.D.: sjuvax.1160
Posted: Tue May 21 12:41:26 1985
Date-Received: Fri, 24-May-85 06:32:21 EDT
References: <175@bocar.UUCP> <668@udenva.UUCP>
Reply-To: lyle@sjuvax.UUCP (lyle)
Organization: St. Joseph's University, Phila. PA.
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Summary: 

In article <668@udenva.UUCP> showard@udenva.UUCP writes:
>> 
>> I need help.
>> The three great lies are:
>> 
>> The check is in the mail.
>> I promise I won't (blank) in your (blank).
>> And...
>> 
>> What is the third one ???
>> 
>> 				Mark
>  Maybe  "It's only a cold sore." 
>  or maybe  "Trust me.  I'm with the government."
>
>  or maybe . . . .
>
>--Mr. Blore, the DJ who would not die!
>  . . . udenva!showard

   How about...

	"Don't worry my herpes is in recession."

		                
				-Wayne