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Subject: Oxymorons
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Date: Wed, 22-May-85 14:14:59 EDT
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Has anyone been keeping a list of these? Here are a few
more to consider (gleaned from the pages of the paper):

black olives

overnight mail

peacekeeper missile

nuclear waste disposal

live TV

peaceloving Soviet government

student athlete

honest politician