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From: gary@ISM780.UUCP
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Subject: Milkweed, honeysuckle, & may offend.
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Date: Wed, 22-May-85 15:19:00 EDT
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Posted: Wed May 22 15:19:00 1985
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I heard this one on a recent trip to my home state of Iowa:

This city dude drives by a farmer one day, stops, and says, "Say, I 
just noticed you have some milkweed over there!  I wonder if you would 
mind if I get some milk from it?"  The farmer chuckles to himself and
says, "Sure, go ahead."  Much to his surprise, the guy comes back with
a pail full of milk, thanks the farmer, and drives off.  

The next week, the same guy pulls up to the farmer, rolls down his 
window and says, "I see you have some honeysuckle down the way, and I 
was wondering if I could get some honey to take home?"  Once more the
disbelieving farmer consents, "Sure 'nuff; take all you want!"  After a
while the guy comes back with a pail full of honey, thanks the farmer, 
and drives off.  

The next week, the same guy stops by the farmer's house.  "Hello 
again!", he says, "I see you have some pussywillow over there and ..." 
"Just a minute", the farmer interrupts, "Let me get my coat!"