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From: barry@micomvax.UUCP (Barry Kimelman)
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Subject: CORPORATE STRUCTURE
Message-ID: <463@micomvax.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 23-May-85 07:32:31 EDT
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Posted: Thu May 23 07:32:31 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 25-May-85 06:36:41 EDT
Reply-To: barry@micomva.UUCP (Barry Kimelman)
Organization: Philips Information Systems - St. Laurent  P.Q., Canada
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    THE COPORATE STRUCTURE
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	Chairman Of The Board
	---------------------
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a locomotive
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water, and
Gives policy to GOD.

	President
	---------
Leaps short buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than switch engine
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
Walks on water if the sea is calm
Talks with GOD.

	Senior Vice-President
	---------------------
Leaps short buildings with a running jump
	AND favorable winds...
Is almost as pwerful as a switch engine
Is faster than a speeding BB
Walsk on water in an indorr swimming pool
Talks with GOD if special request is approved

	Vice-President
	--------------
Barely clears a quonset hut
looses tug-of-war with a locomotive
Can fire a sppeing bullet
Swims well
Is occaionally adressed by GOD.

	Assistant Vice-President
	------------------------
Makes high marks on the wall when trying to
leap small buildings
Is run over by locomotive
Can sometimes handle a gun without
inflicting self-injury
Dog paddles
Talsk to animals

	Branch Manager
	--------------
Runs into buildings
Recognizes locomotive two out of three times
Is not issued ammunition
Can stay afloat with a life preserver
Talks to walls

	Trainee
	-------
Falls over doorsteps when entering buildings
ays, "look at the choo-choo"
Wets himself with a water-pistol\Plays in mud puddles
Mumbles to himself

	Secretary
	---------
Lifts tall buildings and walks under them
Kicks locomotives off the track
catches speeding bullets in her teeth AND EATS THEM
Freezes water with a single glance
SHE IS GOD!!!
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Barry Kimelman		[ UUCP address:  ...!philabs!micomvax!barry ]
phone: (514) 744-8200 ext. 2433  (7:30 AM to 5:00 PM eastern time)

Nothing is impossible if you do not have to do it yourself !!
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