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Subject: Re: looking for a joke...
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Date: Fri, 24-May-85 10:33:12 EDT
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> ***     AC  T              YOUR     AGE ***
> 
> I've seen various versions of this joke, but of course now that I
> need it I can't find a copy. It usually goes something like this:
> 
> 	JOB  DESCRIPTION
> 
> Floor Nurse - as fast as a locomotive...walks into walls...
> 	thinks she's hot stuff
> OR Nurse - faster than a slow bullet...leaps buildings with a running start...
> 	knows she's hot
> Doctor - faster than a bullet...leaps tall buildings in a bound...
> 	thinks he's God
> Head Nurse - catches bullets in her teeth...picks up tall buildings and
> 	walks under them...she IS God!
> ====
> You get the idea? I've also seen it for scientists and for office
> personnel. Anyone willing to publish a complete version of this?
> 
> (I have no joke. But I give you permission to laugh at my accent.)
> -- 
> glenn kapetansky                                                      
>                                                                         
> "Think of it as evolution in action"
>                                                                         
> ...ihnp4!gsky

*** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE ***
Parish Rector Rating Chart --
a)=far exceeds requirements
b)=exceeds requirements
c)=meets requirements
d)=needs some improvement
e)=does not meet minimum requirements

1. strength of character
 a) is stronger than a herd of bulls
 b) is stronger than several bulls
 c) is stronger than one bull
 d) shoots the bull
 e) cannot see any bull

2. spiritual maturity
 a) walks on water consistently
 b) walks on water in emergencies
 c) swims in water
 d) washes in water
 e) drinks water

3. communication
 a) talks to god
 b) talks with the angels
 c) talks with self
 d) argues with self
 e) loses arguments with self

4. adaptability
 a) leaps tall obstacles with a single bound
 b) must take a running start to leap over
    tall obstacles
 c) can leap over small obstacles only
 d) crashes into obstacles when attempting
    to jump over them
 e) cannot recognize obstacles at all

5. pastoral calling
 a) is faster than a speeding bullet
 b) is as fast as a speeding bullet
 c) not quite as fast as a speeding bullet
 d) would you believe a slow bullet ?
 e) usually wounds self with bullet

6. preaching
 a) enthralls huge throngs
 b) enthralls own congregation
 c) interests own congregation
 d) seems like sermon never ends
 e) sermon ends with congregation asleep