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From: kevins@dartvax.UUCP (Kevin Schofield)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: YANJ   (Yet Another Nun Joke) (ROT13)Subject: YANJ   (Yet Another Nun Joke) (ROT13)
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Date: Thu, 23-May-85 20:07:53 EDT
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Posted: Thu May 23 20:07:53 1985
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Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
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*** QB ABG ERZBIR GUVF YVAR HAQRE CRANYGL BS YNJ ***

Vg whfg fb unccrarq gung guerr ahaf nyy cnffrq ba ng nobhg gur fnzr
gvzr, naq sbhaq gurzfryirf fgnaqvat va sebag bs gur crneyl tngrf. Fg.
Crgre jnyxrq hc gb gurz naq vasbezrq gurz gung gurl jbhyq rnpu unir gb
nafjre bar dhrfgvba pbeerpgyl orsber gurl jbhyq or nqzvggrq gb urnira.
     Vg jnf qrpvqrq gung Fvfgre Znel jbhyq tb svefg. "Abj gura," fnvq
Fg. Crgre, "Jung vf gur Oyrffrq Gevavgl?" 
     "Bu," rkpynvzrq Fvfgre Znel rkpvgrqyl,"Gung gur Sngure, Fba, naq
Ubyl Fcvevg!"
     Naq oryyf enat, yvtugf synfurq, gur tngrf fjhat bcra, naq Fvfgre 
Znel jnf hfurerq vagb urnira ol n ubfg bs natryf.
     Arkg vg jnf Fvfgre Cngevpvn'f ghea. "Jub vf Wrfhf bs Anmnergu?"
Fg. Crgre vadhverq bs ure. Fur dhvpxyl nafjrerq "Gur Fba bs Tbq!" Naq
ntnva oryyf enat, yvtugf synfurq, gur tngrf fjhat bcra, naq Fvfgre
Cngevpvn jnf yvxrjvfr rfpbegrq vagb urnira.
    Svanyyl vg jnf Fvfgre Znegun'f ghea. Fnvag Crgre ghearq gb ure naq
nfxrq,"Jung jnf gur svefg guvat Rir fnvq gb Nqnz?"
     Fvfgre Znegun cbaqrerq gur dhrfgvba sbe n zbzrag, gura erznexrq,
"Trr, gung'f n uneq bar..."
 
Naq oryyf enat, yvtugf synfurq...


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