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From: boren@randvax.UUCP (Pat Boren)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: three great lies
Message-ID: <2488@randvax.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 20-May-85 19:11:42 EDT
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Posted: Mon May 20 19:11:42 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 25-May-85 12:17:00 EDT
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Organization: Rand Corp., Santa Monica
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> 
> I need help.
> The three great lies are:
> 
> The check is in the mail.
> I promise I won't (blank) in your (blank).
> And...


Yes, I'll respect you in the morning.





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