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From: bill@persci.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: groaner
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Date: Thu, 23-May-85 14:04:58 EDT
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> > > > > > > > > > >Q.  What did the battery say to the potato chip?
> > > > > > > > > > >A.  I'm Eveready if you're Frito-Lay.
> > > > > > > > > > Better get the sodium-free Fritos for this one.  Else
> > > > > > > > > > there's a danger of a salt and battery.
> > > > > > > > > What a particurlarly revolting connection.
> > > > > > > >  People who make such jokes should be put away in a dry cell.
> > > > > > > What a shocking concept.
> > > > > > What sparked this discussion?
> > > > > I don't know, but it does have great potential.
> > > > Potential !!??, I don't zinc so              
> > > Personally, I am tired of lithium to this discussion......
> > Anode what yo mean, and I grid with ya      
> I don't have a chip on my shoulder about the current discussion, and
> if you want to bend my ear with some corn I'll let you stalk.
Well, I get a charge out of it , though (in a more acid tone) there oughtta
be a way for those've reached their capacity to induce it to quit.

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Bill Swan 	{ihnp4|decvax|allegra|...}!uw-beaver!tikal!persci!bill