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Subject: More Jesus Jokes (Offensive to God and Country)Subject: More Jesus Jokes (Offensive to God and Country)
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Date: Wed, 22-May-85 18:42:31 EDT
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[ V'q engure unir n obggyr va sebag bs zr guna n sebagny ybobgbzl ]

Vg whfg fb unccrarq gung bar qnl jura gur Ybeq jnf znxvat gur ebhaqf 
va Tnyyvyrr gung ur pnzr hcba n tebhc bs ivyyntref jub jrer whfg nobhg
gb fgbar n zna gb qrngu sbe oynfcurzl, be fbzr fhpu hasbetvinoyr pevzr.

"Jnvg", ur pevrq va gung ibvpr juvpu vf fnvq gb or pncnoyr bs jnxvat gur
qrnq, "Vs V gbyq lbh bapr, V gbyq lbh n gubhfnaq gvzrf - bayl lr jub
unir abg fvaarq znl pnfg gur svefg fgbar."

Xabjvat Puevfg'f erchgngvba sbe zvenpyrf, naq abg jnagvat gb yvir ba
va vasnzl nf gur ohgg bs fbzr cnenoyr, gur zrzoref bs gur pebjq ortna gb
qebc gurve fgbarf naq fhyx njnl. Fhqqrayl, sebz gur onpx bs gur pebjq,
n jbzna ena hc naq chzzryrq gur cbbe oynfcurzre jvgu n uhtr ebpx. 
Frrvat gung gur svefg fgbar unq orra pnfg, gur pebjq unfgvygl cvpxrq hc
gubfr gurl unq whfg qebccrq naq cebprrqrq gb fgbar gur pevzvany gb qrngu.
Nsgre gur qrrq jnf qbar, Wrfhf jnyxrq hc gb gur jbzna jub guerj gur
svefg fgbar naq fnvq, \

"Lbh xabj zbz, fbzrgvzrf lbh cvff zr bss."



[ gel , gel ntnva ]

Svfurezna 1 : Jub'f gung, jnyxvat ba gur jngre !?

Svfurezna 2 : Zhfg or Wrfhf, abobql ryfr unf n ung yvxr gung.


[ Svanyyl - bar qnl va Ebzr ]


Pneqvany Srgghpvav (gb gur Cbcr ) : Lbhe Ubyvarff, V'ir tbg fbzr arjf sbe
lbh, fbzr bs vg tbbq, fbzr bs vg onq.

WC VV : Vg'f orra n onq qnl - jung'f gur tbbq arjf?

PS : Puevfg unf erghearq gb rnegu ...

WC VV : (pebffvat uvzfrys) Jul gung'f snagnfgvp! Jung pbhyq cbffvoyl or gur
onq arjf ?

PS: Ur'f va Fnyg Ynxr Pvgl