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From: dkatz@zaphod.UUCP (Dave Katz)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: groaner
Message-ID: <257@zaphod.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 25-May-85 20:23:00 EDT
Article-I.D.: zaphod.257
Posted: Sat May 25 20:23:00 1985
Date-Received: Mon, 27-May-85 00:36:23 EDT
References: <141@pyuxh.UUCP> <239@tellab2.UUCP> <190@mhuxl.UUCP> <191@mhuxl.UUCP> <630@qumix.UUCP>
Reply-To: dkatz@zaphod.UUCP (Dave Katz)
Organization: Develcon Electronics, Saskatoon, SK
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Summary: 

In article <630@qumix.UUCP> stoner@qumix.UUCP (David Stone) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>Q.  What did the battery say to the potato chip?
>>>>>>>>>>A.  I'm Eveready if you're Frito-Lay.
>>>>>>>>> Better get the sodium-free Fritos for this one.  Else
>>>>>>>>> there's a danger of a salt and battery.
>>>>>>>> What a particurlarly revolting connection.
>>>>>>>  People who make such jokes should be put away in a dry cell.
>>>>>> What a shocking concept.
>>>>> What sparked this discussion?
>>>> I don't know, but it does have great potential.
>>> Potential !!??, I don't zinc so              
>> Personally, I am tired of lithium to this discussion......
>Yes,let's move on to somthing more current ...

OHM my God -----
At last you have exceeded my RESISTANCE, not to mention my CAPACITANCE
to put up with such reVOLTing jokes so I am posting this with great
RELUCTANCE.  I can only hope that these jokes are of a TRANSISTORy
nature because I don't think such puns are FARAD all to the viewer.