Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site yetti.UUCP Path: utzoo!utcs!mnetor!yetti!peter From: peter@yetti.UUCP (Runge) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: peak jokes Message-ID: <187@yetti.UUCP> Date: Tue, 28-May-85 01:04:16 EDT Article-I.D.: yetti.187 Posted: Tue May 28 01:04:16 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 28-May-85 11:55:26 EDT Organization: York University Computer Science Lines: 20 I'm interested in jokes which are VERY VERY funny for a VERY small audience -- that is, jokes which score very high with anyone who understands them but there aren't very many people who do. Examples: Kelly-Bootle's wonderful French Unix -- %ls amelia earhart % amelia earhart ne pas trouvee %ls jimmy hoffa % jimmy hoffa ne pas trouve Or from the days of my youth and "grape jokes": Q: What's purple and commutes? A: An Abelian grape. (haarrh!, haarrh!, haarrh! God, is that funny!!) I'd love to see proposals for other jokes in this rather special category. -- Peter H. Roosen-Runge, Department of Computer Science, York University Toronto (Downsview), Ontario