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From: allyn@sdcsvax.UUCP (Allyn Fratkin)
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Subject: great programming lies
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Date: Fri, 24-May-85 16:37:09 EDT
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The programming lies:

"That's a one line fix!"

"This will just take a second."

"That's not my fault.  I didn't write that procedure."

-- 
 From the virtual mind of Allyn Fratkin            allyn@UCSD.ARPA           or
                          UCSD EMU/Pascal Project  {ucbvax, decvax, ihnp4}
                          U.C. San Diego                         !sdcsvax!allyn

 "Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance."