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From: peregier@wateng.UUCP (Phil Regier)
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Subject: A couple of quickies
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Date: Tue, 28-May-85 10:24:38 EDT
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Q: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
A: He worked it out with a pencil.

Q: Whats the definition of endless love?
A: Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

Then theres the one about the termite who walks into the
bar and says "Is the bartender here?".