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From: jeball@trwrb.UUCP (Jerome E. Ball)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Married 9 Times, by a WOMAN (of course). READ
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Date: Sat, 25-May-85 12:56:06 EDT
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Posted: Sat May 25 12:56:06 1985
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[]    I felt it was pretty good to post on the net.  It reflects most women   []
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   Some woman was bragging about her life as a rare woman of being married
 9 times all within 1 lifetime.  "I can bet she was VERY VERY experienced in
 whatever position they can think of".  Well on to the joke,  the woman states:

  I have been married 9 times......

  Let me tell you what was wrong with each husband ........

  My first husband was a MUSICIAN, all he wanted to do was sing to it.

  My second husband was a DOCTOR, all he wanted to do was examine it.

  My third husband was a POLITICAN, all he wanted to do was make promises to it.

  My fourth husband was a PSYCHIATRIST, all he wanted to do was talk to it.

  My fifth husband was a PHOTOGRAPHER, all he wanted to do was take pictures of
      it.

  My sixth husband was a POLICEMAN, all he wanted to do was keep it under lock
      and key.

  My seventh husband was a HAIDRESSER, all he wanted to do was tease it.

  My eighth husband was a GOURMET, all he wanted to do was taste it.

  My ninth husband and last -- is the one I'm married to now and I like him
      the best.

  He's a MECHANIC -- He tore it up the first night and he's been working on
      IT ever since.

 Now how about that some value and morals of the "moral minority" of women.
 They are never satisfied.  Please no flames, keep them on your own terminal.

                                                punk rockers, adultry, cocaine,
                                                VD, county recepitents & NUKE
                                                are the sign of the times, 
                                                1980's - 1990's.

   Jerome Ball @
   TRW Electronics & Defense Sector
   Redondo Beach, Ca.