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From: rafe@reed.UUCP (Rafe Needleman)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Two Swifties (one obscene, NOT rotted)
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Date: Sun, 26-May-85 20:13:25 EDT
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Posted: Sun May 26 20:13:25 1985
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Organization: Reed College, Portland, Oregon
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Summary: 

1.  "Help, my bicycle is melting," she spoke softly.

2.  "I am not a necrophiliac!" he said in dead earnest.

-Rafe