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From: jayt@ssc-vax.UUCP (Jay T McCanta)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: The 3 big lies
Message-ID: <775@ssc-vax.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 23-May-85 16:24:58 EDT
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Posted: Thu May 23 16:24:58 1985
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Organization: Boeing Aerospace Co., Seattle, WA
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Funny, I thought the first two lies were
 
   1) The check is in your mouth.
   2) I won't come in the mail.

But I get mixed up easily.

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Jay T. McCanta  
Boeing Aerospace     These ideas are mine and I claim them.
Kent, Wa.            My employer may not want to share in claiming.

{uw-beaver|adiron|cesonix|argus|purdue}!ssc-vax!jayt


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Jay T. McCanta  
Boeing Aerospace     These ideas are mine and I claim them.
Kent, Wa.            My employer may not want to share in claiming.

{uw-beaver|adiron|cesonix|argus|purdue}!ssc-vax!jayt