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From: alan@cae780.UUCP (Alan M. Steinberg)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A View To A...
Message-ID: <931@cae780.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 27-May-85 00:38:27 EDT
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Posted: Mon May 27 00:38:27 1985
Date-Received: Thu, 30-May-85 06:48:58 EDT
Reply-To: alan@cae780.UUCP (Alan M. Steinberg)
Organization: CAE Systems, Sunnyvale, CA
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Keywords: Bond. James Bond.


	A couple of friends and I decided to see the latest Bond flick,
"A View To A Kill", last night, only one day after it opened.  While waiting
in line for over an hour to get in, we decided to play a little game with
the title of the film.  These are a few of the ones we thought of.  What
can you add?

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	Bond is back.  Now the psychotic megalomanical fiends of SPECTRE are 
trying to corner the world market of pickles.  Only 007 can stop them in...

			"A View to a Dill"

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	It's that time of year again.  Roger Moore is 007 in his most danger-
ous mission yet.  Her Majesty's Secret Service has forced him to go to the
dentist in...

			"A View to a Drill"

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	Look out, America!!  Britain's top spy is back in the USA, and this
time he's after something fishy.  Aquariums all over the world are drying up,
and only Bond can save them in...

			"A View to a Gill"

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