Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site sunybcs.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!sunybcs!ughenry From: ughenry@sunybcs.UUCP (Henry Neeman) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Mentality jokes Message-ID: <1717@sunybcs.UUCP> Date: Tue, 28-May-85 17:18:41 EDT Article-I.D.: sunybcs.1717 Posted: Tue May 28 17:18:41 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 31-May-85 01:21:11 EDT Distribution: net Organization: SUNY/Buffalo Computer Science Lines: 23 From postnews Tue May 28 13:22:16 1985 Subject: Re: Re: Syno-phrases References: <547@udenva.UUCP> <140@nic_vax.UUCP> <484@usl.UUCP> <461@micomvax.UUCP> <177@weitek.UUCP> > > >How about: > > > His elavator doesn't make it to the top floor. > > I always liked: > > The lights are on but nobodys home. > My brother the hod-carrier favors: > He's a few bricks shy of a load. How 'bout: His receiver is off the hook. He's paddling with one oar. He's got one boot stuck in the sand. He's paralyzed from the neck up. Henry J. Neeman (ughenry@buffalo) -- Henry J. Neeman (ughenry@buffalo) Mail, mail, send me mail!