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From: lsmith@ut-ngp.UUCP (lsmith)
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Subject: 1/2 star PG-rated nun joke
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Date: Mon, 27-May-85 12:54:31 EDT
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Posted: Mon May 27 12:54:31 1985
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Organization: U.Texas Computation Center, Austin, Texas
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At the Catholic charity hospital there were three nurse/nuns who cared
for the bedridded quadrapligics. They found themselved together in line 
at confession one Sunday. Nun #1 said to the priest, "Forgive me Father,
for I have touched a man where I shouldn't have with my hands." The
priest replied, "Just say 14 Hail Maries and wash your hands in this holy
water, and your sins will be forgiven." At this point nun #3 said to
nun #2, "Do you mind if I cut in front of you? I don't want to wash out
my mouth with that water after you've sat in it."