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From: tortorino@hamstr.DEC (Sandy T., MKO1-2/H32, 264-5977)
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Subject: A little local humor.
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Date: Tue, 28-May-85 22:08:52 EDT
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		One fine spring day in Boston . . .


A Boston cabbie was going about his rounds, navigating the downtown streets,
when he spied a man at a corner, bent over at the waist, obviously in pain.
The cabbie's good instincts prevailed, and he decided to offer the man a lift.

	"Can I help you?" shouted the driver.

	"Hospital, hospital!"  was all the man could utter.

	"Peter Bent?" offered the cabbie.

	"No", replied the victim, "caught it in my zipper."


(Aaaaarrrrgh!  I can hear the boos already!)