Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP
Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site greipa.UUCP
Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!ihnp4!pesnta!greipa!jordan
From: jordan@greipa.UUCP (Jordan K. Hubbard)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: borderline peak joke ?
Message-ID: <217@greipa.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 31-May-85 15:03:55 EDT
Article-I.D.: greipa.217
Posted: Fri May 31 15:03:55 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 1-Jun-85 03:34:54 EDT
References: <754@aluxe.UUCP>
Reply-To: jordan@greipa.UUCP (Jordan K. Hubbard)
Organization: Genstar Rental Electronics, Palo Alto, Ca.
Lines: 42
Summary: 

In article <754@aluxe.UUCP> bobhic@aluxe.UUCP (ADOLT) writes:
>The first guy (rather thinking out loud) says, "What a choice - now,
>what do I do ?"  to which the girl says, "It's really very simple --
> 
>FLIP A COIN ."

I don't get it.

Now I suppose I should post a joke. Umm.. Hmm. I don't know any good jokes
so I'll tell this one.

It's sunday morning at a covenant and the head nun (den mother?) is
addressing the other nuns (there are a lot of them).

"Sisters! Last night I heard the creaking of bed springs!"

(the crowd, collectivly) *G A S P*! (small voice in crowd) hee hee!

"And strange moans coming from one of the upstairs room!"

*G A S P* !!! (hee hee!)

"This morning, I went into the room and I found a rubber on the bed!"

** G A S P ** !!!! (hee hee!)

"And I found semen in the rubber!!"

** G A S P ** !!!!! (hee hee!)

"And in the rubber, I found a hole!"

*HEE HEE*!! (gasp!)
-- 
			Jordan K. Hubbard
			@ Genstar Rental Electronics.
			Palo Alto, CA.
			{pesnta, decwrl, dual, pyramid}!greipa!jordan

			"Ack ack!".

				- William the feline