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From: dbb@opus.UUCP (David B. Bordeau)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: insults, yet impossible to be offensive
Message-ID: <1222@opus.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 30-May-85 15:20:07 EDT
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Posted: Thu May 30 15:20:07 1985
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> In article <305@cmu-cs-edu1.ARPA> rafferty@cmu-cs-edu1.ARPA (Colin Rafferty) writes:
> >The following are from a program called insult...
> >
> >You're a perfect example of a worthless wormy worthless semi skinny
> >skunk. Oh, go have sex with a goose! Go eat a frog. 
> >
> >Get plague! You just make me hairy. Wow, man! 
> >...  (5 more pages)
> 
> I appreciate the thought, but, uh, we don't need this sort of thing on here.
> The phone bills are bad enough as it is without someone using a program to
> create 5 pages of junk that I can generate here for free.  I don't mean to
> send FLAMES or hurt anyone's feelings, just to give a gentle reminder that
> phone bills cost real dollars.
> 
> Yours for not running script and posting your winning hack game to the
> net,
> 
> Sean
> 
> 

	Sean,

	I don't know what your basic problem is but this is NET.JOKES
	not "net.please don't run up my phone bill".
	I hope life isn't that tough for ANYONE.


				David B.

	ps. Sorry to all other net users, I just had to!