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From: rose@sdcsvax.UUCP (Daniel Rose)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: More Odd Advertising Slogans
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Date: Fri, 31-May-85 02:52:24 EDT
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Posted: Fri May 31 02:52:24 1985
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My favorite was a poster I saw on the New York subways a couple of
years ago:
		SUGAR FREE
		CAFFEINE FREE
		PEPSI FREE
This meant, of course, that the product contained no sugar, caffeine,
or Pepsi.  Hmm.

Another, intentionally double-meaning slogan is this gem still used
by a small refuse removal service in Massachusetts:

	DOUBLE YOUR GARBAGE BACK IF NOT SATISFIED.

Dan Rose
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