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From: thomas@gondor.UUCP (Angel)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: limericks  (rot13)
Message-ID: <1705@gondor.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 31-May-85 18:30:03 EDT
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Posted: Fri May 31 18:30:03 1985
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Reply-To: thomas@gondor.UUCP (Angel)
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Here are two limericks I always found humorous:

Gurer jnf n lbhat sryybj anzrq Fxvaare
Jub gbbx n lbhat ynql gb qvaare.
	Ng n dhnegre gb avar
	Gurl fng qbja gb qvar;
Ng gjragl gb gra vg jnf va ure.
	Fxvaare?
Ab, gur qvaare.


Gurer jnf n lbhat sryybj anzrq Ghccre
Jub gbbx n lbhat ynql gb fhccre.
	Ng n dhnegre gb avar
	Gurl fng qbja gb qvar;
Ng gjragl gb gra vg jnf hc ure.
	Ghccre?
Ab, Fxvaare gur fba-bs-n-ovgpu!!!!!!!



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Angel                           |        "Pheromone control," he said it 
thomas@psuvaxg.BITNET           |         was, "you just have to know how 
thomas@gondor.UUCP              |         to generate the right smell."