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From: alanchar@altos86.UUCP (Alan Char)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: a peak joke
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Date: Fri, 31-May-85 18:17:52 EDT
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I've always liked this one:

Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road?
A: Because it was on the other side.

--Alan