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From: wws@whuxlm.UUCP (Stoll W William)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Jokes from net.music (offensive to worms)
Message-ID: <776@whuxlm.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 2-Jun-85 10:14:12 EDT
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Posted: Sun Jun  2 10:14:12 1985
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Two "musical jokes":

> From: Anderson@MIT-MULTICS.ARPA
> Newsgroups: net.music
> Subject: re: worst song ever
> Message-ID: <11044@brl-tgr.ARPA>
> Sender: news@brl-tgr.ARPA
> Lines: 9
> 
> I swear that I heard a verse of "mercedes benz" that went:
> 
> Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Cray-1
> Compiles right now are certainly no fun
> I need the speed to get my work done,
> Oh Lord won't you buy me a Cray-1.
> 
> Cheers,
> Jay
> 

The following is supposed to be sung in chipmonk fashion.
I hope it makes it to NJ or NY radio...

> 
> From: mlt@mb2c.UUCP (Mark L. Tompkins)
> Newsgroups: net.music
> Subject: Re: We Are The Worms
> Message-ID: <160@mb2c.UUCP>
> Organization: Michigan Bell, Southfield, MI
> Lines: 38
> 
> /*   */
> Yes, I have heard "We Are The Worms"; WRIF-FM in Detroit has been playing
> it for about 6 weeks now.  According to them, it was written by some guy
> in Lansing, MI.  Anyway, here is a stab at the lyrics (from memory);
>   
> There comes a time 
> When the rain begins to fall
> And the worms come out of the ground
> There are people walking 
> So be sure to watch your step
> Or your feet may make a squishy sound
>   (1st chorus)
> We are the worms
> Out on the sidewalk
> We are the ones who make a squishy mess
> So watch where you walk
> It's a chance we're taking 
> Coming from our homes underground
> But we're sure to get a better tan, just you and me
>   
> When you're walking 'round, keep your eyes out on the street
> If you don't look out, you'll have worms under your feet 
> Well-Well-Well-Well (Cyndi Lauper worm)
> We realize that the sun is gonna come
> And we'll shrivel like beef jerkey from the heat
>    (2nd chorus)
> We are the worms
> Out on the pavement
> And when we hear a squish we turn to see where Cousin Dave went
> It's a stance we're taking 
> 'Cause worms are people too
> And we sure don't want a better look at your big shoe
>    (Repeat of 1st chorus)
>    (Repeat of 2nd chorus-Bob Dylan style)
>    (Repeat of 1st chorus-fade)
>   
> Mark Tompkins 
> epsilon!mb2c!mlt

Bill Stoll, ..!whuxlm!wws