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From: henry@rochester.UUCP
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Subject: RE: Wither Steve Jobs
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Date: Mon, 3-Jun-85 15:51:45 EDT
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From: Henry.Kautz

...
>quarters profits were only 16 cents per share.  Apple is seeking new talent
>and has hired a new director of marketing for ts Apple II.  He is Michael
>K.  Lorelli, formerly a marketeer with International Playtex Inc's tampon
>group (seriously!).

Ok, here's the punchline-of-the-month contest:  Why is an Apple II like
a tampon?  Send your answers to net.jokes ---
---- Henry Kautz
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