Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site sunybcs.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!rochester!rocksanne!sunybcs!ugzannin From: ugzannin@sunybcs.UUCP (Adrian Zannin) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Mentality jokes Message-ID: <1760@sunybcs.UUCP> Date: Mon, 3-Jun-85 22:20:28 EDT Article-I.D.: sunybcs.1760 Posted: Mon Jun 3 22:20:28 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 4-Jun-85 08:22:34 EDT References: <547@udenva.UUCP> <140@nic_vax.UUCP> <484@usl.UUCP> <461@micomvax.UUCP> <177@weitek.UUCP> <1717@sunybcs.UUCP> Distribution: net Organization: SUNY/Buffalo Computer Science Lines: 24 > From postnews Tue May 28 13:22:16 1985 > Subject: Re: Re: Syno-phrases > References: <547@udenva.UUCP> <140@nic_vax.UUCP> <484@usl.UUCP> <461@micomvax.UUCP> <177@weitek.UUCP> > > > >How about: > > > > His elavator doesn't make it to the top floor. > > > I always liked: > > > The lights are on but nobodys home. > > My brother the hod-carrier favors: > > He's a few bricks shy of a load. > How 'bout: > His receiver is off the hook. > He's paddling with one oar. > He's got one boot stuck in the sand. > He's paralyzed from the neck up. > Henry J. Neeman (ughenry@buffalo) > > How about: He's got the mental agility of a soap dish. -- Adrian Zannin ..{burdvax,rocksvax,bbncca,decvax,dual,rocksanne,watmath}!sunybcs!ugzannin