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From: matt@oddjob.UUCP (Matt Crawford)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: Re: New topic: It's over when...
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Date: Wed, 29-May-85 12:23:12 EDT
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Posted: Wed May 29 12:23:12 1985
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Reply-To: matt@oddjob.UUCP (Matt Crawford)
Organization: U. Chicago, Astronomy & Astrophysics
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The Chicago Tribune has been running quite a collection of these as
an addendum to a regular column.  Knowing full well the net's opinion
of copyright infringement, here's a sample (:-)

I knew it was over when ...

	... he started taking the dog for long walks at night.  After
	showering.

	... I pulled into the garage and was glad his car wasn't there.

	... she took the prize out of my cereal box.

	... she called her mother instead of me to come fix her toaster.

	... my key didn't fit in the lock.

	... she asked me how I felt about people with herpes.

	... I heard a message on her answering machine from a man asking
	"Have you told him yet?"

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