Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP
Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site mnetor.UUCP
Path: utzoo!utcs!mnetor!sophie
From: sophie@mnetor.UUCP (Sophie Quigley)
Newsgroups: net.auto,net.motss
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Women and the consumption of toilet paper.
Message-ID: <977@mnetor.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 12-Jun-85 12:20:23 EDT
Article-I.D.: mnetor.977
Posted: Wed Jun 12 12:20:23 1985
Date-Received: Wed, 12-Jun-85 13:22:56 EDT
References: <302@sdcc12.UUCP> <2484@randvax.UUCP>
Distribution: net
Organization: Computer X (CANADA) Ltd., Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Lines: 33
Xref: utcs net.auto:6785 net.motss:1750

> >It's a dick, Jeanette, a cock, penis, etc., not a *thing*.  I can understand
> >that you've probably never seen one, you frigid bitch, but I'm certain you
> >must have read about it.  You and Sophie ought to get together some night
> >for a good squat and talk all about the male anatomy....
> >
> >    Scott R. Turner
> >    STUDNET: srt@wang.stud
> 
> Wait, Scott, you're not being fair.  From what I've heard, hundreds of men,
> several women and a couple of happy cucumbers can vouch from experience
> that Jeanette and Sophie aren't frigid.  Maybe when they were at your
> place, it was just that time of the month.
> 
> Alex

NO!!!!  you slanderous fool!

1/ it is thousands, not hundreds!  where didya learn to count, you
fuddleheaded wimp!

2/ I am an equal opportunity employer, so ditto for women!

3/ I never let cucumbers get anywhere near me.
They are much too FRIGID for ME.   I only go for WARM exotic fruits from
sunbathed countries, like bananas.

4/ I don't believe in  "that" time of the month, I don't have time for it.

Oh, so many men, so little time......

-- 
Sophie Quigley
{allegra|decvax|ihnp4|linus|watmath}!utzoo!mnetor!sophie