Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/17/84; site hao.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!mit-eddie!think!harvard!seismo!hao!woods From: woods@hao.UUCP (Greg Woods) Newsgroups: net.consumers Subject: Re: You may have already won... Message-ID: <1582@hao.UUCP> Date: Thu, 6-Jun-85 13:18:47 EDT Article-I.D.: hao.1582 Posted: Thu Jun 6 13:18:47 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 8-Jun-85 02:12:47 EDT References: <136@mecc.UUCP> Organization: High Altitude Obs./NCAR, Boulder CO Lines: 38 > A resort trying to sell various sites recently sent me a missive > which included: > > "... What this meant was you had either won the Oldsmobile Cutlass or > one of the other gifts listed below: > > GIFTS ODDS RETAIL VALUE > 1) OLDS CUTLASS 1/130,000 $10,977.00 > 2) MEXICO LUXURY VACATION 1,300/1,300 $688.00 > 3) GRANDFATHER CLOCK ALREADY CLAIMED $149.95 > 4) $2,500 CASH 3/130,000 $2,500 > > ... > Please note that the 5 foot Grandfather Clock has recently been claimed. > ..." > > 3 nights ... One round trip airfare included." The gift to married couples > includes one airfare? They don't mention the hotel cost for a second person, > either. There is *always* a catch to these things, no matter *how* impregnable it sounds. There *has* to be, or they couldn't stay in business. Remember they send out thousands of these. They use language that makes you sound special, and then point your attention to the wrong thing so you won't see the catch (in this case, they have you trying to figure out how you're going to get stuck with the clock). Just stay in touch with two things: 1) This is a form letter and there is nothing "special" about you; and 2) they are making money off of those who respond. --Greg -- {ucbvax!hplabs | allegra!nbires | decvax!noao | harpo!seismo | ihnp4!noao} !hao!woods CSNET: woods@NCAR ARPA: woods%ncar@CSNET-RELAY "...I may not be right but I've never been wrong It seldom turns out the way it does in the song..."