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From: zubbie@ihlpa.UUCP (Jeanette Zobjeck)
Newsgroups: net.flame,net.women
Subject: Re: toilet paper and the PURSUIT OF THE PERFECT PISS.
Message-ID: <287@ihlpa.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 3-Jun-85 18:53:45 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jun  3 18:53:45 1985
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> In article <324@moncol.UUCP>, john@moncol.UUCP (John Ruschmeyer) writes:
> > >From: zubbie@ihlpa.UUCP (Jeanette Zobjeck)
> > >> I think it is due to testosterone poisonning myself.  The only reason
> > >> you disgusting people don't sit down when you're doing your business
> > >> is that you somehow think it is more manly to do it standing up.
> > >> Sophie Quigley
> > >
> > >Frankly I think it stems from fear of deflating ther male ego because
> > >they would find out the silly *thing* really wont dip into the water.
> > >
> > >Jeanette L. Zobjeck
> > Silly Quote:
> > 		I never wanted to be a barber.
> > 		I wanted to be... a LUMBERJACK!
> 
> Penis envy is nothing to bitch about. Now surrogate scrotums...
> 
> atv

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Envy it is for sure.

I wanted, when I was young, ,to be a big game hunter so I could have some
fatastic trophy to mount on the wall over the fireplace. 

Now I know exactly what that trophy should be.

jeanette l. zobjeck
ihnp4!ihlpa!zubbie