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From: mcal@ihuxb.UUCP (Mike Clifford)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Re: women and toilet paper
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Date: Wed, 5-Jun-85 17:39:28 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jun  5 17:39:28 1985
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> I don't care how much toilet paper women use. It doesn't
> cost that much. What I wonder about is the cotton balls.
> Just a thought: I use alot of t.p. too, if I splatter. I
> hate leaving a toilet seat all wet. I don't sit down for
> the most part unless I'm too drunk or I'm killing two birds
> with one stone. (Efficient though uncomfortable to wait for
> a time when both urges call(-:).) I could lift the seat but
> sometimes they fall back down...
> 
> -tom frye-
I'm surprised at all this talk about men splattering the toilet seat when
they are taking a piss!  I thought you (males) were supposed to lift the 
toilet seat out of the way if you were going to urinate standing up.  That's
what my mama taught me!  At first I thought all this talk about wiping up
the "mess" was about cleaning up the rim of the toilet (which I do) but
the seat!  I wouldn't be too excited about sitting on a toilet seat that 
had been splattered with piss, even if it was wiped dry!

Mike Clifford