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From: grwalter@watnot.UUCP (Fred)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: re: women and toilet paper
Message-ID: <11210@watnot.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 7-Jun-85 14:24:08 EDT
Article-I.D.: watnot.11210
Posted: Fri Jun  7 14:24:08 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 8-Jun-85 01:58:54 EDT
Reply-To: grwalter@watnot.UUCP (Fred)
Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario
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>> Perhaps the real question is this:
>> 	Why do men use so little toilet paper??
>> Melinda Shore 
>> ..!ihnp4!gargoyle!sphinx!shor
>Haven't you heard of the "last shake?"     
>                                        Sarah E. Dugan

Oh yes, Sarah, and it's so much fun too ! :-)

"If you shake it more than 3 times you're playing with it."

I presume you are an expert on the subject, with years of study
behind you. (Excuse me sir, but would you mind if I watched ?)

Seriously, if you could convince the people who build washrooms to
put a place to hang a roll of toilet paper beside a urinal we men/boys/strange
people with penises would start using more toilet paper. Not as much as you
women use, but you can't have everything.

The place where women waste the most toilet paper is in removing makeup.
IE not only do they wipe their buttocks (hows that for a polite way of saying
as* ?) but they also wipe their ... faces (though in some cases these two parts
of the anatomy can seem indistinguishable :-)). 

What do you think ?

Fred

"Don't argue over anything that
 can be settled with a FLAMEthrower."