Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.3 alpha 4/3/85; site ukma.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!ihnp4!cbosgd!ukma!edward From: edward@ukma.UUCP (Edward C. Bennett) Newsgroups: net.flame,net.women Subject: Re: toilet paper and the PURSUIT OF THE PERFECT PISS. Message-ID: <1847@ukma.UUCP> Date: Wed, 5-Jun-85 10:00:54 EDT Article-I.D.: ukma.1847 Posted: Wed Jun 5 10:00:54 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 8-Jun-85 03:02:40 EDT References: <258@ihlpa.UUCP> <324@moncol.UUCP> <2890@sdcc3.UUCP> <287@ihlpa.UUCP> Organization: U of Kentucky, Mathematical Sciences, Lexington KY Lines: 51 Xref: watmath net.flame:10338 net.women:5586 Summary: Jeanette the hunter In article <287@ihlpa.UUCP>, zubbie@ihlpa.UUCP (Jeanette Zobjeck) writes: > > In article <324@moncol.UUCP>, john@moncol.UUCP (John Ruschmeyer) writes: > > > >From: zubbie@ihlpa.UUCP (Jeanette Zobjeck) > > > >> I think it is due to testosterone poisonning myself. The only reason > > > >> you disgusting people don't sit down when you're doing your business > > > >> is that you somehow think it is more manly to do it standing up. > > > >> Sophie Quigley > > > > > > > >Frankly I think it stems from fear of deflating ther male ego because > > > >they would find out the silly *thing* really wont dip into the water. > > > > > > > >Jeanette L. Zobjeck > > > Silly Quote: > > > > Penis envy is nothing to bitch about. Now surrogate scrotums... > > > > atv > > Envy it is for sure. > > I wanted, when I was young, ,to be a big game hunter so I could have some > fatastic trophy to mount on the wall over the fireplace. > > Now I know exactly what that trophy should be. > > jeanette l. zobjeck Yeah. Go out and hunt down a BIG one Jeanette. And be sure to have a taxidermist stuff it well. It could CUMe (sic) IN real HANDy on lonely Saturday nights. )) ::: )) ::: )) ------ )) ::: )) ::: )) )) -- edward {ucbvax,unmvax,boulder,research}!anlams! -| () {mcvax!qtlon,vax135,mddc}!qusavx! -|--> ukma!edward | | |-- {decvax,ihnp4,mhuxt,seismo}! -+-> cbosgd! -| /|--- {clyde,osu-eddie,ulysses}! ---| | \ _ \___/ \= Support barrier free design "Well, what's on the television then?" "Looks like a penguin."