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Subject: The 'green' monster - ENVY!
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Date: Fri, 7-Jun-85 08:39:21 EDT
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Posted: Fri Jun  7 08:39:21 1985
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In particular, 'penis envy'.

This is getting out of hand.  When, in a purely jocular mannor, I refered to
Sophie Quigley as suffering from the above I had no idea the others (Wheeler)
whould pile on as well.  Poor Sophie.  I really don't think she so suffers.

In fact Sophie is one of my favorite net personalites who I count at night to
fall asleep. (Sophie . . . Rosen . . . Hua . . . Keebler . . . Colin . . .Ken).
(( 'whom' I also count as well))

Despite the fact that she (Sophie) keeps thrusting her breasts, electronically
speaking, in my face - witness her reply - and some of the workings of her
mind I fine to be unfortunate, I still do not want to be part of any 'get
Sophie' team.  Ken Perlow has assured me that she is ok and I value his
judgement in this matter if not in others.  (he's an unwashed skeptic but
insightful)

So I retract my notion that Sophie suffers from 'penis envy'.  However not
that she suffers.  

Trisha on the other hand . . . .  She puts forward the absurd notion that I,
I suffer from the above mentioned affliction!  One the strength of 'it takes
one to know one'.  Well Trish . . . .  Anyway, if anything I have been accused
of having large marbles on the net and does anyone seriously think that that
condition goes with a small carrot?  Besides, I have a healthly view of myself,
loving myself the way I do, and envy no man.  So tish tosh Trish!

Why just the other day I was eating lunch with a woman (girl) coworker and
as is my wont declaiming on the philosophy of science or for guns or against
public schools or all three, I forget which, when she broke in with, "You are
a good looking son of a bitch."  Of course I just ignored her, knowing that
already - don't you just hate it when people state the obvious? - and went
on with her education.  But you see, I have no problem in 'that' department
Sophie and Trish!  

Gotta go to a staff meeting.  More later fans.

Lov ya

Ken Arndt