Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site moncol.UUCP Path: utzoo!utcs!lsuc!pesnta!moncol!john From: john@moncol.UUCP (John Ruschmeyer) Newsgroups: net.flame,net.women Subject: Re: Re: Women and the consumption of toilet paper. Message-ID: <372@moncol.UUCP> Date: Sun, 9-Jun-85 14:00:09 EDT Article-I.D.: moncol.372 Posted: Sun Jun 9 14:00:09 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 10-Jun-85 14:23:26 EDT References: <2225@topaz.ARPA> <302@sdcc12.UUCP> <2484@randvax.UUCP> Organization: Monmouth College, West Long Branch, NJ 07764 Lines: 30 Xref: utcs net.flame:10108 net.women:5674 >From: quint@topaz.ARPA (Amqueue) >Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J. >Message-ID: <2225@topaz.ARPA> > >>> Why do men use so little toilet paper?? >> >>Haven't you heard of the "last shake?" > >The way I heard it..... > > "No matter how much you shake and dance > the last drop always falls in your pants." > >this is theoretically taught to young boys everywhere. All the guys >that I know know it. So why the lack of toilet paper? Conditioning, maybe? After all, the desingers of urinals never saw fit to provide toilet paper. Could be we all learned to live with the condition. -- Name: John Ruschmeyer US Mail: Monmouth College, W. Long Branch, NJ 07764 Phone: (201) 222-6600 x366 UUCP: ...!vax135!petsd!moncol!john ...!princeton!moncol!john ...!pesnta!moncol!john Silly Quote: "I wanted to call it 'Nautical Lady' and Fred wanted to call it 'Queen of the Sea'. So we took the first three letters of my name and the last three letters of his."