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From: maurice@nmtvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: New Jersey twit vs. New Hampshire
Message-ID: <492@nmtvax.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 8-May-85 16:31:38 EDT
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Posted: Wed May  8 16:31:38 1985
Date-Received: Mon, 10-Jun-85 20:19:09 EDT
Reply-To: maurice@nmtvax.UUCP (Roger M. Levasseur)
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>mention that)?  Why would anyone voluntarily go to New Jersey?  That's
>about as ridiculous as /wanting/ to move to Hampster!  (hey, I came
>up here because of the job - silly me should have listened to what
>everyone said)  Of course, I've had pretty good "luck" in Jersey, but
>even that has been somewhat unsatisfactory.  Maybe it's the chemicals.
                                                             ^^^^^^^^^
     living in New Jersey with industrial waste causes brain lesions to form.

>And Ken, what's wrong with wanting to leave Hampster?  After all, it
>is the land of syrup sucking stump-jumpers.  Where did these people
>learn how to talk?  And what is this "frappe" thingy anyways?  Everytime
>I order a milkshake, they look at me funny, take out a carton of milk,
>shake it, pour it in a glass and give it to me.  No joke!  What gives?

    Where did you learn to listen? Maybe they look at you funny because
    you come from New Jersey, and call frappes milkshakes. Hey, people
    who live in New Hampshire are intelligent (except certain ones from
    new jersey); If you want your milk shaken, they will do it for you.

>Did the early settlers in Hampster breed for stupidity?  They must
>have!  How in the world could anyone in their right mind farm the
>totally rock-ridden stuff that passes for soil up here?  Then there's

    Stupidity? No way, it takes intelligence to know how to clear the land
    (can you say "clear the land"?). It's pretty good soil upthere. All the
    big rocks that they found over the years went into building rock walls
    around the fields. Those walls give New Hampshire a nice rural character.
    I sure hope you don't want wall to wall buildings like in New Jersey.

>Nackey Loeb... 'Nuff said.
                 ^^^^^^^^^  you've said too much already....

   You don't have to {read / look at the pictures in} the Union Leader.
   I think of it as a grinding stone used by the editors against politicians.
   Sure its a free press, but they do get awfully biased.

   Hey, if you can't handle New Hampshire, go back New Jersey
   Apparently you've had too many milkshakes there already.


   Roger M. Levasseur
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