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From: jeff@rtech.UUCP (Jeff Lichtman)
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Subject: Re: toilet paper and the PURSUIT OF THE PERFECT PISS.
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Date: Sat, 8-Jun-85 02:13:57 EDT
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Posted: Sat Jun  8 02:13:57 1985
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> > 
> > Penis envy is nothing to bitch about. Now surrogate scrotums...
> > 
> > atv
> 
> 
> Envy it is for sure.
> 
> I wanted, when I was young, ,to be a big game hunter so I could have some
> fatastic trophy to mount on the wall over the fireplace. 
> 
> Now I know exactly what that trophy should be.
> 
> jeanette l. zobjeck

This would be very difficult to explain to the neighbors.  On the other hand,
putting it in plain sight might be a way of scaring off Jehova's Witnesses.

A question: would you have the taxidermist make it flaccid or erect?

Jeanette, please let me know when you have secured your trophy so I can
remove my steel jockstrap.
-- 
Jeff Lichtman at rtech (Relational Technology, Inc.)
aka Swazoo Koolak

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