Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site galbp.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!akgub!galbp!bing From: bing@galbp.UUCP (Bing Bang) Newsgroups: net.flame,net.women Subject: Re: toilet paper and the PURSUIT OF THE PERFECT PISS. Message-ID: <167@galbp.UUCP> Date: Mon, 10-Jun-85 00:38:41 EDT Article-I.D.: galbp.167 Posted: Mon Jun 10 00:38:41 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 11-Jun-85 05:18:14 EDT References: <258@ihlpa.UUCP> <324@moncol.UUCP> <2890@sdcc3.UUCP> <287@ihlpa.UUCP> <> Reply-To: bing@galbp.UUCP (Bing Bang) Organization: Lanier Business Products, Inc., Atlanta, Georgia Lines: 32 Xref: watmath net.flame:10439 net.women:5695 Summary: In article <> jeff@rtech.UUCP (Jeff Lichtman) writes: >> > >> > Penis envy is nothing to bitch about. Now surrogate scrotums... >> > >> > atv >> >> >> Envy it is for sure. >> >> I wanted, when I was young, ,to be a big game hunter so I could have some >> fatastic trophy to mount on the wall over the fireplace. >> >> Now I know exactly what that trophy should be. >> >> jeanette l. zobjeck > >This would be very difficult to explain to the neighbors. On the other hand, >putting it in plain sight might be a way of scaring off Jehova's Witnesses. > >A question: would you have the taxidermist make it flaccid or erect? > >Jeanette, please let me know when you have secured your trophy so I can >remove my steel jockstrap. hey jeanette, i think i'm safe without the steel jockstrap, since i take it that you want something people can see from a reasonable distance? -- ---------- "Is anything really real?" ...akgua!galbp!bing