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From: zubbie@ihlpa.UUCP (Jeanette Zobjeck)
Newsgroups: net.flame,net.women
Subject: Re: toilet paper and the PURSUIT OF THE PERFECT PISS.
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Date: Mon, 10-Jun-85 23:21:50 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jun 10 23:21:50 1985
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> > > Penis envy is nothing to bitch about. Now surrogate scrotums...
> > > 
> > > atv
> > 
> > Envy it is for sure.
> > 
> > I wanted, when I was young, ,to be a big game hunter so I could have some
> > fatastic trophy to mount on the wall over the fireplace. 
> > 
> > Now I know exactly what that trophy should be.
> > 
> > jeanette l. zobjeck
> 
> 	Yeah. Go out and hunt down a BIG one Jeanette. And be sure to
> have a taxidermist stuff it well. It could CUMe (sic) IN real HANDy on
> lonely Saturday nights.

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As I am getting weak from old-age and sitting at a terminal all day
please send me your home and work addresses so I can collect the trophy
for suitable stuffing as soon as possible.

I have a friend who does taixdermy and he like to start  any new project
by examining small specimens before he moves into the trophies  class.
I assume you have something which vaguely resembles a penis only much
smaller and less functional.  (Otherwhise how would you be able to
appreciate what might me "HANDy" and when.

jeanette l. zobjeck
ihnp4!ihlpa!zubbie

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