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From: chas@ihuxe.UUCP (Charles Lambert)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Re: Toilet paper on the Eastern Front
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Date: Tue, 11-Jun-85 08:49:57 EDT
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Posted: Tue Jun 11 08:49:57 1985
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> Once in a tourist hotel in Leningrad I opened the door of a stall in the
> men's room and there STOOD on the western seat a gentleman from the Gobi
> Desert ....
> ...
> But this terrible Tartar with his drooping mustache and slanting eyes
> and grubby clothes seemed quite at home using all the modern plumbing
> in the old fashioned way.
> 
> ...                              Some outback Aussie behind me stepped 
> in and started singing.  Hmmmmm.

Aah! Thank God there is America (particularly, white male America, without
grubby clothes) to sustain civilization.

Charlie Lambert @ the Death Star, IL.