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From: vip@philabs.UUCP (V. I. P.)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Women and Toilet Paper
Message-ID: <352@philabs.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 10-Jun-85 19:55:01 EDT
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Posted: Mon Jun 10 19:55:01 1985
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Just read an article in the July issue of Playboy (the one with Grace
Jones and the big galoot in it).  There's a guy who wrote into the 
Playboy Advisor and, apparently, his problem is that whenever he is around
women at work he gets excited and can't even stand up.  Evidently, his
excitement is quite obvious and since it is also unpredictable has
been noticed by many of his female colleagues.  He's says nobody at 
work will even go out to lunch with him.  Maybe Sophie and Jeanette 
would like to meet this guy.  Sounds like the trophy they've been
looking for.

Also, another interesting letter was sent in...  It describes a debate
over the best way to take a leak when wearing jockey shorts.  They've 
so far come up with three possibilities; lift one of the legs of the 
shorts, use the fly provided or pull down the waistband.  (Ken, I'm sure
you have comments on the associated boxer twists to this terrible 
dilemma.)


					Brian Day