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From: sophie@mnetor.UUCP (Sophie Quigley)
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Subject: Re: Re: Re: Women and the consumption of toilet paper.
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Date: Wed, 12-Jun-85 13:53:17 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jun 12 13:53:17 1985
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You JERK!  where do you get off polluting innocent newsgroups with my trash!
Keep your dirty hands out of your "Followup" line or else we'll ignore you
completely.

(For people who don't know what I am refering to, Alex whatsisface,
(or "the JERK" more shortly) whose
message this is a followup to, changed his followup line to net.auto and
net.motss so as to deprive poor people like me of the pleasure
of blasting his postings back to hell and to bother innocent bystanders
in other newsgroups .  Anyway, getting back to business.....
(*****************************************************************************)

> >It's a dick, Jeanette, a cock, penis, etc., not a *thing*.  I can understand
> >that you've probably never seen one, you frigid bitch, but I'm certain you
> >must have read about it.  You and Sophie ought to get together some night
> >for a good squat and talk all about the male anatomy....
> >
> >    Scott R. Turner
> >    STUDNET: srt@wang.stud
> 
> Wait, Scott, you're not being fair.  From what I've heard, hundreds of men,
> several women and a couple of happy cucumbers can vouch from experience
> that Jeanette and Sophie aren't frigid.  Maybe when they were at your
> place, it was just that time of the month.
> 
> Alex

NO!!!!  you slanderous fool!

1/ it is thousands, not hundreds!  where didya learn to count, you
fuddleheaded wimp!

2/ I am an equal opportunity employer, so ditto for women!

3/ I never let cucumbers get anywhere near me.
They are much too FRIGID for ME.   I only go for WARM exotic fruits from
sunbathed countries, like bananas.

4/ I don't believe in  "that" time of the month, I don't have time for it.

Oh, so many men, so little time......

-- 
Sophie Quigley
{allegra|decvax|ihnp4|linus|watmath}!utzoo!mnetor!sophie
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Sophie Quigley
{allegra|decvax|ihnp4|linus|watmath}!utzoo!mnetor!sophie