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From: grwalter@watnot.UUCP (Fred)
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Subject: topological grafitti (washroom type humour)
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Date: Wed, 12-Jun-85 10:34:11 EDT
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This is the story of a guy named Scott
The only guy with a corkscrew cock
Spent his life on a fruitless hunt
For the only girl with a corkscrew cunt
When he found his love he dropped down dead
(The corkscrew cunt had a left-hand thread)

Hope you find your love - and soon ! :-)

Not only can you do caulking, but also open bottles ! Wow ! :-) 

(A friend just told me this poem, so I modified it and just
 couldn't resist sending it.)