Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84 exptools; site ihlpa.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!ihnp4!ihlpa!zubbie From: zubbie@ihlpa.UUCP (Jeanette Zobjeck) Newsgroups: net.flame,net.women Subject: Re: toilet paper and the PURSUIT OF THE PERFECT PISS. Message-ID: <322@ihlpa.UUCP> Date: Wed, 12-Jun-85 14:10:31 EDT Article-I.D.: ihlpa.322 Posted: Wed Jun 12 14:10:31 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 13-Jun-85 02:47:15 EDT References: <258@ihlpa.UUCP> <324@moncol.UUCP> <2890@sdcc3.UUCP> <287@ihlpa.UUCP> <> <167@galbp.UUCP> Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories Lines: 18 Xref: watmath net.flame:10480 net.women:5758 > >> Now I know exactly what that trophy should be. > >> > >> jeanette l. zobjeck > > > >This would be very difficult to explain to the neighbors. On the other hand, > >putting it in plain sight might be a way of scaring off Jehova's Witnesses. > > > >Jeanette, please let me know when you have secured your trophy so I can > >remove my steel jockstrap. > > hey jeanette, i think i'm safe without the steel jockstrap, since i take > it that you want something people can see from a reasonable distance? > > *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR TROPHY LIST *** YUP! anywhere around a mile away should be safe. jeanette l. zobjeck ihnp4!ihlpa!zubbie